I need to fart....I'm serious, I'm in the library, doing studying,(well obviously not now I'm taking a break, jeeze) and i need to fart. If I get up one more time to do it in the bathroom the girls to my right here are going to think I have some kind of problem. I could go over by the printer I guess but I tryed that once and farted on a very quiet ninja type who stealthed up to me to print something and I didn't hear him. This wouldn't happen If I was just an asshole Id just fart, but then the fire alarm would go off...sigh.
So anyway I was looking at some other blogs last night, just trying to pass the time and it struck me they all have something I lack. Kids. That's right 98% (figure may be made up) of the blogs I encountered were about someones kids. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course, and you know...well done for having wains but I just expected More variety. Perhaps I should go get some to make the blog complete, naaahhh I don't have time to be arrested Ive got essays due.
Gawd damn that reminds me. Film studies essay due Monday, two essays in two weeks. Why do you hate me fate....is this about the noodle incident?? that was never proved
I'm also reading all about Shakespeare and his sonnets. Apparently he was gay. Or at least bi sexual. "May I compare thee to summers day"...written about a bloke.
I wonder how our lives would have been shaped if the majority were gay? how would that go??
"Frankly Steven I dont give a damn"
"The Godmother"
"Mr. Robinson are you trying to seduce me?"
"The adventures of Superwomen and Lois Lane"
Meh the same really oh well :).
The quiet mood continues, I'm almost sure my flatmates think I'm pissed off about something
Books, Shakespeare sonnets, Dr. bloody Faustus (still)
P.S Blogger has such words as "Faustus" "Gawd" and "Shakespeare" in its dictionary database but not the words "blogger" or "blog".
The world is a nutty place, just ask any squirrel
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