Monday 27 September 2010

Janus two sides of the same coin

Public face(stuff im thinking on the surface)

So today im reading a book that i bought for myself called, Eats, shoots and leaves by Lynnne Truss. Now I'm sure most of you will have read or at least herd of this book, as I sold a bijillion copy's (not a real number). A am now on page..... 134 and I have come to two conclusions
1.  I will never understand punctuation and grammar
2. this women is insane
Now Im sure you're sitting there saying oh come on now Chris being a little obsessed with grammar doesn't make you insane but i ask you just how far removed do you have to be from encouraging readiners to phone the paper up and complain about missing full stops or putting stickers over extraction apostrophe's on bill bored' s to putting your underpants over your head and going "wibble"
I cant even use my dyslexia as an excuse ass i don't think ignorance of the comma is included in the package.


Private face     ( stuff im thinking deeper than that)


You are not who you think you are.
Someone famous once said 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' or in less exalted science talk ' the act of observing something changes the thing being observed'
Take me for example, what I see  an overweight, short, balding (front and back now with going grey as well for the triple score) guy. I talk too much and never really have anything to say. I'm messy, clumsy, find my own jokes funny and frankly annoy myself a good percentage of the time.
However other see something different. My parents see someone who tries hard but never seems to get in together. My brothers look up to me in alot of ways. My friends see  someone who can relied upon and is a good listener, someone who likes to laugh and has a kind word to say about almost everyone

 So you see relying on your own thoughts for reference is like looking at your reflection in a crack mirror, you can still see your face but its distorted.
So the next time you fell like all your doing is shovelling shit from a kneeling position and that nothing is ever good enough, just remember you are not who you think you are. You're much better than that

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1 comment:

  1. bugger there is more to this post but it was deleated.
    this is the missing section.

    Relying only on your own thoughts for reference is like looking at your reflection in a cracked mirror, you can see your face but it's distorted.
    So the next time you feel like all you're doing in life is shovelling shit from a kneeling position and that nothing is ever good enough, just remember you are not who you think you are. You're much better than that.
    Comment, subscribe, do a little dance make a little love.

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